Enough with the Area 51 memes. The time for games is over. This has been our real plan all along: raid the top-ultra-secret Area 69. Area 51 might have some boring aliens with green skin or whatever (YAWN) and Area 52 might have even more secret aliens with lazer eyes or something (who cares?) but Area 69 is where it’s at. Trust us. Look, stop reading this and just join the force, okay? Just make sure to listen to this music to get pumped up.
Arranged by Andrew Wrangell
Edited by Samuel Dickenson