Have you ever wondered what it takes to become a top pianist? Decades of gruelling practice, unbelievable levels of dedication, determination, stamina, and an undying passion are only some of the most basic requirements for all who wish to make a living out of playing the piano.

…or you could just skip all of that and become a MASTER pianist in 1 easy step:

Press F.

Yes. All you need to do to master the piano INSTANTLY is to sit at the keyboard, find the F key and press it in time with this music. If you can do that, then you will sound like a professional immediately: no practice, no sweat blood and tears, no problems. Easy.

We guarantee with this piano tutorial, YOU will sound INCREDIBLE without having to put in any hard work. Play this for your friends, play this for your family, p̶l̶a̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶c̶o̶l̶l̶e̶g̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶f̶e̶s̶s̶o̶r̶. You will be the envy of everyone you know.

The only thing left is to watch the tutorial: so what are you waiting for?

2 thoughts on “PRESS F

  1. I would be funny if you told how many hands are necessary to play the impossible tracks. Not that it would be possible because the hands would be in each other’s way.

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